A Chaotic Neutral Grocery List
- Peachy-O’s stuck to the points on an aloe
- Hot Wheels cars joined as a bathroom mat
- Cigarettes before bed, but not after sex
- Cats in tiny bikinis
- Ringing the doorbell instead of calling upon arrival
- Toe socks*
- Thinly veiled criticism
- Mr. Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper
- Not complimenting another drunk girl in the bathroom
- Arguments with your mom but not with your lover
- “Enjoy your meal!” and responding “you too.”
*Remind Chaotic Evil to pick up toe shoes
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Julian Wise 