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A Chaotic Neutral Grocery List

• Peachy-O’s stuck to the points on an aloe 
• Hot Wheels cars joined as a bathroom mat
• Cigarettes before bed, but not after sex
• Cats in tiny bikinis 
• Ringing the doorbell instead of calling upon arrival 
• Toe socks*
• Thinly veiled criticism 
• Mr. Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper 
• Not complimenting another drunk girl in the bathroom 
• Arguments with your mom but not with your lover
• “Enjoy your meal!” and responding “you too.” 

*Remind Chaotic Evil to pick up toe shoes

This guest post brought to you by Maggie “Maximal Awesomeness” Harper.